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Merry F​*​cking Christmas

by The Raventones



What is the point of Christmas, I asked Santa while i bought him another round and we closed that bar down.....


'For the Holidays!" happy holidays they say
everyday from Halloween on thru December
ah, sometimes it's not so happy baby,
i keep smiling for you and the kids
it's all i can do
two o clock in the morning
heroin - such a nasty ride when its snowing outside
drink a beer, roast a bowl, with my chestnuts and my open fire
merry fuckin' Christmas
merry fuckin' Christmas - here's me sitting at the bar again
another round for me and Santa Claus, yeah
it's snowing outside - i thought i heard little hooves on my rooftop
a happy glow in the new fallen snow
just a bunch of junkies on my lawn singing joy to the world
cuz Santa's got a brand new bag
merry fuckin' Christmas
i don't believe, i want to believe
in the star in the east, in the Child in the manger
in the love of the least, in the kindness of strangers
i met a man with no shoes, so i gave him my socks
i met a man with no feet, i bought him Scotch on the rocks
i can tell by your medals that you almost died for me
where is it written, that you got to kill other people to be free
merry fuckin' Christmas, i want to believe


released December 17, 2015
Words - TR Kelley
Music - TR Kelley & Zane Kelley
Vocals, electric piano, guitar & fretless bass - TR Kelley
Drums - Randy Hamme
Recorded at TraXide Studio - Swisshome Oregon Dec 2015


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The Raventones Springfield, Oregon

TR Kelley & Randy Hamme - Western psychedelia & melodic low rock from the backwoods of outer space. Lyrics of love, death and healing. The Raventones don't tour, but they do migrate seasonally between Western Oregon and Baja Arizona, living off-grid in an RV, recording studio and all. ... more

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