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Merry F​*​cking Christmas

by The Raventones

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What is the point of Christmas, I asked Santa while i bought him another round and we closed that bar down.....


'For the Holidays!" happy holidays they say
everyday from Halloween on thru December
ah, sometimes it's not so happy baby,
i keep smiling for you and the kids
it's all i can do
two o clock in the morning
heroin - such a nasty ride when its snowing outside
drink a beer, roast a bowl, with my chestnuts and my open fire
merry fuckin' Christmas
merry fuckin' Christmas - here's me sitting at the bar again
another round for me and Santa Claus, yeah
it's snowing outside - i thought i heard little hooves on my rooftop
a happy glow in the new fallen snow
just a bunch of junkies on my lawn singing joy to the world
cuz Santa's got a brand new bag
merry fuckin' Christmas
i don't believe, i want to believe
in the star in the east, in the Child in the manger
in the love of the least, in the kindness of strangers
i met a man with no shoes, so i gave him my socks
i met a man with no feet, i bought him Scotch on the rocks
i can tell by your medals that you almost died for me
where is it written, that you got to kill other people to be free
merry fuckin' Christmas, i want to believe


released December 17, 2015
Words - TR Kelley
Music - TR Kelley & Zane Kelley
Vocals, electric piano, guitar & fretless bass - TR Kelley
Drums - Randy Hamme
Recorded at TraXide Studio - Swisshome Oregon Dec 2015


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The Raventones Springfield, Oregon

TR Kelley & Randy Hamme - Western psychedelia & melodic low rock from the rainy backwoods of outer space.

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